YOU ARE F*UCKING AWESOME COOKIES

For the absolute legend in your life who deserves and friendly F-Bomb. 

Rated R. Contains frequent strong language. 

Choose from vanilla shortbread or cinnamon ginger cookies or a mixture. 

SHIPPING

Remember our cookies keep for months so you can order ahead of the date!

If you need your order by a certain date enter the date on the notes/instructions box at the checkout and email us for confirmation. 

GUIDE: 

Gift Box:  Order before 8AM and get it 1-2 working days max. Allow extra 1 day in regional areas, WA, TAS, NT. Contact us if you have an urgent order requiring same day Melbourne delivery or next day Australia. 

Bulk Pack 20, 25, 30 50 cookies:
Approx. 4-6 working days turnaround. 
Bulk Pack 75 cookies: 
Approx. 5-7 working days turnaround. 
Bulk Pack 100 cookies: 
Approx. 5-7 working days turnaround.

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YOU ARE F*UCKING AWESOME COOKIES

For the absolute legend in your life who deserves and friendly F-Bomb. 

Rated R. Contains frequent strong language. 

Choose from vanilla shortbread or cinnamon ginger cookies or a mixture. 

SHIPPING

Remember our cookies keep for months so you can order ahead of the date!

If you need your order by a certain date enter the date on the notes/instructions box at the checkout and email us for confirmation. 

GUIDE: 

Gift Box:  Order before 8AM and get it 1-2 working days max. Allow extra 1 day in regional areas, WA, TAS, NT. Contact us if you have an urgent order requiring same day Melbourne delivery or next day Australia. 

Bulk Pack 20, 25, 30 50 cookies:
Approx. 4-6 working days turnaround. 
Bulk Pack 75 cookies: 
Approx. 5-7 working days turnaround. 
Bulk Pack 100 cookies: 
Approx. 5-7 working days turnaround.

Marble icing = $0.10per cookie
your price $0.00