HAPPY F*CKING BIRTHDAY COOKIES

The birthday gift for someone that is not easily offended and appreciates your amazing sense of humour.

Six cookies hand stamped with 'HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY'.

Rated R. Contains frequent strong language. 

Choose from vanilla shortbread or cinnamon ginger cookies or a mixture. 

SHIPPING

Delivery guide: If you need your order by a certain date enter the date on the notes/instructions box at the checkout and email us for confirmation. 

Delivery guide: 

Gift Box: Order before 9AM and get it 1-2 working days max. Allow extra 1 day in regional areas, WA, TAS, NT. Contact us if you have an urgent order or need same day Melbourne delivery. 
Bulk Pack 20, 25, 30 50 cookies:
Approx. 4-6 working days turnaround. 
Bulk Pack 75 cookies: 
Approx. 5-7 working days turnaround. 
Bulk Pack 100 cookies: 
Approx. 5-7 working days turnaround.

 

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HAPPY F*CKING BIRTHDAY

HAPPY F*CKING BIRTHDAY COOKIES

The birthday gift for someone that is not easily offended and appreciates your amazing sense of humour.

Six cookies hand stamped with 'HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY'.

Rated R. Contains frequent strong language. 

Choose from vanilla shortbread or cinnamon ginger cookies or a mixture. 

SHIPPING

Delivery guide: If you need your order by a certain date enter the date on the notes/instructions box at the checkout and email us for confirmation. 

Delivery guide: 

Gift Box: Order before 9AM and get it 1-2 working days max. Allow extra 1 day in regional areas, WA, TAS, NT. Contact us if you have an urgent order or need same day Melbourne delivery. 
Bulk Pack 20, 25, 30 50 cookies:
Approx. 4-6 working days turnaround. 
Bulk Pack 75 cookies: 
Approx. 5-7 working days turnaround. 
Bulk Pack 100 cookies: 
Approx. 5-7 working days turnaround.

 

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